Transit Police report that when officers at Andrew station issued Matthew Earner, 28, a ticket for smoking a butt - under a "NO SMOKING" sign - at Andrew station yesterday morning, he quickly got his other butt in gear:
Earner became irate and was shouting profanities at the officers. Earner proceeded to the sidewalk, pulled his pants down, slightly bent forward and displayed his buttocks while shouting vulgarities. At this time there were several citizens in proximity to Earner to include pedestrians as well as vehicular.
Officers then got him to park his butt in a cruiser for a ride down to Transit Police booking on a charge of open and gross conduct.
Innocent, etc.