A disgusted citizen filed a 311 report after being dive bombed by a seagull at lunch time on West 3rd and C streets in South Boston this afternoon:
Can someone do something about the seagulls? I was sitting outside eating lunch and the damn creature conducted a military grade bombing run. Gaboom, all of a sudden my delicious pizza from broadways best was coated in a stinky & sticky layer of white bird shit shit. Has anyone noticed the birds be shitting more often lately? This wasnt the first time.
Not long after, another squicked-out citizen reported:
In reference to an earlier complaint about seagull defecation, I also witnessed a severe Seagull defecation attack on an older gentleman this afternoon, they literally chased him across Marine Park , exploding on this poor fellow, it was truly a sight to behold , I'm not sure what's going on whether it's the Sully's food or what and I don't know why a flock of birds decided to attack this man with dung either but it stinks, say a prayer for him that he was able to get home alright.
However, this report was accompanied by a still from the bird scene from Mel Brooks's "High Anxiety," and that involved pigeons, not seagulls, so we're a bit suspicious about this one.