A not offended citizen filed a 311 complaint about "a massive cock," of the rubber sort, suction-cupped to a traffic sign at H and Emerson streets in South Boston this afternoon, along with a photo showing "Happy New Year!" written on one side of the shaft. The filer checked "not offensive" on the complaint form.
Note: The city removed the original complaint from the 311 system, but, of course, nothing on the Internet never dies; see below for the original complaint.