An outraged citizen files a 311 complaint about a large party on East 8th Street between G and H last night that apparently consisted entirely of women, because he or she didn't mention anything about the men there:
Large, loud rave type party at this address. Music is blasting, there are a bunch of frumpy little girls with shirts that are too small, baring white claw guts. A lot of swearing. No masks being worn. What a disgrace. Small businesses had to shut down but these clowns can spread Covid and probably herpes all over the black [sic]. Get outta here